Global Warming Creates Artistic K-12 Meltdown


A recent article, “Seasons No Longer Relevant To the Arts,” claims that “global warming has made minor climatic, seasonal distinctions meaningless,” and it concludes that works of art containing references to “the sub-seasons of Spring and Fall” should be dropped from K-12 curricula. The study focuses on a recent and controversial publication by preeminent modern art historians Professors Polo Frail and Rolf Aplio who argue that “geophysical realism must replace the antiquated usage of seasonal variation as a conceptual foundation of creativity” and that “modern K-12 education must be relevant to geophysical reality” (full text here).

The study points out that “anyone born after 2000 has no concept of what ‘The Four Seasons’ means in terms of a relation of external experience or data relative to one’s internal cognitive reality…to expect a modern K-12 student to conceptualize antiquated nuances of seasons is on par with expecting him to understand Old English.” The authors go on to list particular works of art that have no relevance in K-12 studies in various artistic fields and should be restricted to studies of literature, music, and art at the college level, including: The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinsky; The Four Seasons by Antonio Vivaldi; The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer; Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas; A Man for All Seasons, by Robert Bolt; and, ironically, Silent Spring by Rachel Carson. Presumably, a lot of “seasonal” poetry will also be expunged, e.g., Ode On The Spring by Thomas Gray, Chanson d’Automne by Paul Verlaine, Spring and Fall by Gerard Manley Hopkins, Gathering Leaves by William Frost, and, needless to say, in just by e.e. cummings:

   in Just-
   spring    when the world is mud-
   luscious the little
   lame balloonman
   whistles    far    and wee
   and eddieandbill come
   running from marbles and
   piracies and it’s
   spring
   when the world is puddle-wonderful
   the queer
   old balloonman whistles
   far    and    wee
   and bettyandisbel come dancing
    from hop-scotch and jump-rope and
   it’s
   spring
   and
      the
            goat-footed
   balloonMan    whistles
   far
   and
   wee

Article by Bill Norrington

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